Yes I said "cut." That's why it's capitalized, foo! Don't want to get cut? Alright. Don't affiliate yourself with ANYTHING on this blog.
I’ll see your “i’ll cut you” and raise you an “I’ll kill you”
Thanks, captain. I really needed to hear [outloud] the things that have been playing in my mind and the minds of others around us. You know how sometimes you hear a little voice in your head starting to talk when your brain starts thinking things? It’s called logic. That voice is glorious, glorious logic and you should start listening to it rather than talking out of your ass everytime the gears start turning.
REALLY, BITCH?! You DO know that Karma/Jesus/Mother Earth/Santa won’t gonna accept your IOUs when your bad-juju-having-ass dies. I’d be less likely to cut you if you had just said you didn’t want to volunteer in the first place. RUDE!
I just spent 25 minutes convincing myself that spending $80 on a bra was appropriate. HOW DARE YOU take 50% off at the register. I want those 25 minutes of life back.
WHAT THE EFF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH TWO SIPS OF SODA?! I understand maybe leaving a half cup of milk for coffee or tea… but SODA?? You tease.
A tiny part of me dies every time I see this happen. You’re not George Clooney. Stop embarrassing yourself.
Submitted by Michelle
Listen honey, I have to pee just as much as you do. My girlfriend and I have been standing in this line for 15 minutes, damn it. You show up out of nowhere and are suddenly trying to stand between us, claiming “I’ve been here the whole time”. REALLY?! Bitch, that’s what’s not gonna happen. You ain’t slick. That kinda shit will get you cut quick!
Okay I lied. I WILL cut you for being late. If I’m late, it’s because your shits early. My shit, on the other hand, is perfectly timed. The universe knows this, why don’t you???
I won’t cut you for being late, I’ll cut you for lying about being on time.
